I need a friend right now…

You can’t go fixing everything with an apology and a hug. Life isn’t that simple, I’m trying to make you learn that.

Sad clouds

Sad clouds

Insomnia

I cannot sleep. My mind keeps trying to block out the real reason, but we both know it’s you.

I’m up all night for you. I can’t stop myself from thinking about you. We’re a few miles apart, physically at least.

Emotionally we might me a few million light years away. You keep looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places. While I sit here aging away, and wiping these tears from my face.

I’m concerned you’ll get hurt if you keep looking for that perfect boy, who only exists in your fantasy.

That’s why I’m up tonight. That’s why I can’t sleep. Because you have the presidential suite in my brain, and you’ve left all the lights on.

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Ohhhhh God I’m suck a douche, and I love it.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so that when you see one in your rearview mirror you don’t confuse it with the other giant flashing siren cubes

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girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

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You know that feeling you need someone to talk to, but nobody’s there for you?

I’ve been like this for months now.

le-emmeth:

mayasbadassmama:

janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

Supporting the police. With doughnuts in its mouth..lol.

I will reblog Lawn Dinosaur until I get approval from my HOA to have my own Lawn Dinosaur.

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